Performers

11:30/1:30/3:30/5:30

Bawdy Entertainment Specialists, the 2 Merry Men put lewd back in ludicrous. Rob and Jon playfully embrace 'being naughty,' by using filthy lyrics and tawdry asides which are gracefully balanced by (feigned) innocence and playful retorts. Wicked and naughty, but never crass, Rob and Jon have an effortless connection and create an infectious energy that lifts the spirits (and keeps them flowing.) The moment these comedians step onto the stage, you know you're in for something wild and unexpected, and they deliver. Their audience inclusion ensures no two shows are alike and every show will be filled with unpredictable twists. Come to the Polish Pub, grab yourself a drink, and raise a toast with us.

Mature content and themes.

The safe word is banana.

12:00/2:00/4:00

This Singer/Songwriter/Accordionista is based out of Austin, Tx. Her musical influences are steeped in years of study of music from the Balkans and Italy, with a flavor that is reminiscent of a 1940's cabaret of Romany jazz nouveau and vaudeville spirituals from her own Southern upbringing. Being a lover of dance, Kitchens encourages dancers of all backgrounds and experience to step out and cut a rug.

9:30/11:30/1:30/3:30

This French performer's accolades are too numerous to list in full. He has performed for President and Mrs. George H. Bush, taught juggling to the Cirque du Soleil, won 1st Place at "Le Cirque de Demain," and appeared at such diverse locations as Disney World, Las Vegas, and Hawaii. Arsene has been performing worldwide since 1978, both live and on TV. You have never seen an act quite like this one. Arsene, il est magnifique!

11:00/1:00/3:00/5:00

A trio of buxom barbarian babes have invaded Canterbury to teach the women (and filthy manservants) of the land how to drink, fight, and have a bawdy good time outside of the rigid sexist rule of the British elite. Featuring battle songs, raunchy jokes, and a zany lesson in BARBARIAN BATTLE, this show is NOT for the faint of heart or for younger audience members. BARBARIANS RULE!

Uncivilized, unorganized, unruly, uncultured, uncouth and unwashed minions invade the Shire of New Market Village for plunder and pillage.

10:30/12:30/2:30/4:30

More than just Falconry, this complete bird show includes hawks, eagles, owls, and vultures, to name a few. Wild Sky Productions began as an idea to educate the public by presenting live animals in an entertaining format. And entertaining it is! The birds soar and glide above, in front of, in back of, and through the audience.

Thirsty Pirate Pub - 11:00/1:00/3:00/5:00

New Market Music Gazebo - 8:00

Set Sail with Master 'Bones' Jangle, captain of The Cannibal Queen, and his notoriously ravenous crew, The Voodoo Island Cannibals! Hailing from unknown seas, 'Bones' and his ever-changing crew of cunning musicians expertly produce a barrage of sound that is a high-energy celebration of the pirate lifestyle. Come feast your ears on a piratical smorgasbord of delicious ditties and succulent sea shanties!

Hip-hip! Buckler & Dirks, you Traveling Troublesome Troubadours have arrived within the walls of New Market Village ... despite the Town Guard's best attempts. Join them throughout the day for music and mischief as they wander from court to court, and stay to see if these sword and buckler princes can weasel their way onto the stage at Evening Proclamation!

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Cantiga is a real, homegrown Texas Renaissance Festival musical group. Organized in the 1970s by harpist Martha Gay, fiddler Malcolm Smith, and the late Bob Bielefeld, Cantiga specializes in the performance of an ancient European repertoire.

10:30/12:30/2:30/4:30

Truly a treasure, but questionably chaste, this trio of noble ladies will delight your senses. With tight harmonies, intelligent wit, and sassy shenanigans, no two shows are ever the same with a selection of original, period, and parody tunes. Visit us on Facebook, Instagram, You Tube, or chastetreasure.com

The holiday spirit reigns throughout New Market Village as Mother and Father Christmas celebrate Celtic Christmas with their holiday elves.

11:00/1:00/3:00/5:00

Witness the amazing feats of strength, agility, and grace of the Gods and Goddesses of Cirque Olympus as they inspire the epic heroes and heroines of tomorrow with mesmerizing circus acts, comedy, and audience participation. Meet Aphrodite, Apollo, and Artemis in the flesh among mortals and learn the myths and legends of Greece to mortals in The Agora with guest Gods and Goddesses performing regularly. Cirque Olympus will keep you on the edge of your seat and leave you rolling with laughter in the aisles. Oh, and did Apollo mention the 15-foot flaming jump rope?

9:30/11:30/1:30/3:30

The Clan Tynker Family Circus Show! Now performing a stunning display of the variety arts! Juggling, magic, music, dance, mayhem, and much more. Their show is an amazing 45 minutes of "vaudeville style" entertainment that will charm the whole family! The fun culminates with a spectacular Danger act that will have you on the edge of your seat, and leave you breathless with wonder! This family of (actual) brothers and sisters perform four different shows throughout the festival day, so fans are sure to see something special and unique at every show. Not to be missed!

9:30/11:30/1:30/3:30

Inspired by music from around the globe, Coal Black Rose plays a variety of music including early American music, Cantigas, English Dance Tunes, Sephardi, Gypsy, Ballads, Songs of the Sea and Shanty songs. Using a variety of instruments of various folk origins, Coal Black Rose brings the best of all worlds to one stage.

10:30/12:30/2:30/4:30

Crannog brings audiences ancient Celtic music, poignant ballads, fun Irish songs, and dance-worthy jigs and reels, featuring vocals, fiddle, concertina, bodhran and other instruments. "An interesting re-imagining of ancient songs with a very modern flair". Crannog (named after man-made islands made by medieval Celts in lakes throughout Ireland and Scotland) invites lovers of Celtic, Irish and Scottish music to their mystical 'island' of revelry and charms.

12:00/2:00/4:00

Public humiliation available upon request! Dangerous Curves is an improv comedy torture show and we are here to serve YOU! Bring us your willing friends, lovers and frenemies, and we'll bring them to heel. Payment of our services runs on public collection (AKA bring cash!) as we all work together for the atonement of our guilty friends and loved ones.

Dangerous Curves is an equal opportunity torture service. All degenerates welcome. Booing required.

Irish through and through, with offerings of spirited original and traditional Celtic tunes, Doc Mojoe's TRF debut is bringing those green dirt sounds to you . Established in the late 90's, the band member's are from all over the country and the diversity is obvious in their unique roots rock delivered with Celtic flair, something they playfully dubbed green dirt.

10:30/12:30/2:30/4:30

This outstanding family showcases the traditional roots of the Harp in Irish and Scottish culture, while concurrently delving into a kaleidoscopic musical journey of folk, contemporary, alternative, classical, and bluegrass genres. The Band, comprised of members of the Dunham Family, has been formally trained and is currently active in supporting music education.

England's most refined, genteel families and society graciously welcome one and all into the gates of our fair village.

Executions? Fun for the whole family! Get your loved ones' heads lopped off or put your cranky relatives in the stocks! Don Juan Diego and his assistant Adam are equal opportunity servants for justice! Visit them in Dove Meadow.

Queen Titania and her Magnificent King Oberon beckon each and every one to partake in a magically enchanting day inside the gates of New Market Village.

10:00/11:30/1:30/3:30

Adam has set 30 Guinness World Records, including "Most Fire Whip Cracks in One Minute". His television appearances include the Conan O'Brien Show, the Steve Harvey Show, and Stan Lee's Superhumans. He performs sophisticated, high-energy whip routines interspersed with his own brand of dry humor. At each show you can expect to see high-speed double whip cracking, knife throwing, balloon popping, fire whips, and much, much more.

11:00/1:00/3:00

Good day, friends! Marquise & Ima Nutte of Fool Hearty here. We're a couple of professional Fools! With our well-developed characters, uniquely beautiful costuming, and cheerful friendliness ~ we are the perfect choice for your family! We are joy-bringers, bell-ringers, smile-inspiring, lovers of life!

12:00/4:00

Full Steel Combat is a violent display of medieval mixed martial arts and the chaos of an actual battle between fully armored knights. This is real combat and not choreographed. Our knights fight in hardened steel armor with real weapons in a grand melee to be the last man standing.

Hailing from the beautiful Bavarian countryside, they bring with them the best that Germany has to offer including a traditional Oktoberfest.

12:00/2:00/4:00/6:00

Composed of a group of multitalented and highly spirited professional entertainers, GDT Global Dance Theatre invites its audiences to tap into the muse of the quintessential gypsy spirit. They incorporate music, song, dance and humor from many of the world's diverse ethnic cultures. Spontaneity and audience participation ensure that no two shows are alike. Experience GDT Global Dance Theatre and let your own gypsy spirit fly free. OPA!

11:00/1:00/3:00/5:00

The Hanlon-Lees Action Theatre first crossed lances in 1979, and since then they have dazzled millions at Renaissance faires and public events throughout the United States. For more than two decades, they have provided joy and excitement with their live 14th-Century-style show. Colorfully costumed steeds and noble knights in shining armor brandishing authentic weapons keep the spectacle ablaze with the action and romance of the period.

The King's call has gone forth- assemble the mightiest heroes and gather the darkest villains for mischief and devilry, prowess and gallantry. Who will win the day?

Our Monarchs welcome all guests to the best the New Market Village has to offer! The Lord Mayor, and the Lord of the Dance offer their support to ensure every visitor enjoys a magic filled day in the Kingdom.

Throughout the Day

Iron Hill Vagabonds are an acoustic music duo performing a mix of traditional and original songs and instrumental pieces. Their material includes Celtic fiddle tunes, Irish songs from many eras, Renaissance Faire, Celtic, and folk standards, as well as original songs and instrumental compositions in many styles. Brothers Ehrich and Mark Gauvin have been singing and playing music, together and separately, for all of their lives.

10:30/12:30/2:30/4:30

Istanpitta was formed as a part of a college thesis project. Playing historical instruments such as oud, vielle, saz, medieval bagpipes, shawms, recorders and period percussion instruments, the musicians of Istanpitta strive to present their songs and dances in the manner that medieval musicians might have played when performing for their next meal. Audiences are treated to a performance that is both authentic and musically enjoyable.

It would be impossible to Return to the Renaissance without the country that started it all, Italy.

10:00/12:00/2:00/4:00

Jim Hancock, the Burly Minstrel, has been a student and performer of music since early childhood. After studying voice and music theory at the University of Texas, Jim hit the road to put his knowledge to practical use. While known mostly for his dynamic work on guitar and vocals, Jim also excels on mandolin, bass and cittern. He has performed with many groups and individuals from Renaissance festivals to the Kerrville Folk Festival.

11:00/2:00

Whatever could be happening at the King's Arms Feast Hall? Pandemonium abounds as Frisky delves into a 'mystery for the ages.' Be prepared to experience two hours of tight comedy and song, special guest appearances, games and audience participation, all while enjoying a six course all you can eat and drink feast. Let the Forking Begin!

"Loved Them at the Palace"

- King Henry VIII of England

9:30/11:30/1:30/3:30

Lester "Les" Jesterson is a juggler, clown, comic, storyteller, and non-attorney spokesperson who combines imaginative wit, absurdist charm, spontaneous creativity, and serious je ne sais quoi into a truly enjoyable experience for all ages. Audience participation brings random frivolity to every one of his performances. If you want more fun during your visit, come see Les…because Les IS more…more or less. It's foolish spectacle for the entire family - who's ready to party like it's 1399?

11:30/12:30/1:30/3:00/4:30

Galiana, The Living Fountain is a unique entertainment experience, where nature comes to life with an extraordinary combination of movement, music and live interaction. A statue of a beautiful woman transforms herself with magical elegance into a living fountain. Delicate jets of water appear from her fingertips as a shimmering halo cascades from the crown of her head in this beautifully choreographed display.

11:00/1:00/3:00/4:30

Since 1980, our groundbreaking mountebanks, The Sturdy Beggars™, have continued to manipulate dirt, water and audience energy into what could only be described as: 'too cute for words.' The Mud Show® is now stuck good and proper onto The Tower Stage, and for four times a day, these assiduous fomenters foist their frolical muckary for any and all to spectate. If you have never been, come on by, they shall shake the etch 'o' sketch of your expectations.

The Nightingale, being known for having the sweetest song, sings the stories of the ages. Bright and delightful but strong from her journies, she sings for you, but also presents conversation in song or ryhme. The Nightingale is also a whimsical photo opportunity for patrons, with music that asks the audience to sing and dance along. All is set to the beautiful classical gypsy guitar playing of companion BaBa Manouche.

11:30/1:30/3:30/6:30

Opal and Jade are saucy singing sisters, professional wenches, and aspiring musicians, comedians, and general entertainers. These bawdy bar maids will keep you in stitches with their keen wit, and dazzle your ears with their delightful melodies. These sisters are a treasure, not to be missed. "Come play with us!"

Mature Audiences Only. Not recommended for children.

The pirates of the good ship Wild Rover have come ashore to pillage and plunder and take you on a Pirate Adventure.

12:30/2:30/4:30/6:00

The Pirates of the good ship Pride O' Bedlam dropped anchor at the Sea Devil Tavern, where they can be found swillin' rum and singin' sea songs four times daily. Avast Ye Landlubbers! Prepare yerselves for a bawdy good time with Captain Basil Drake and his crew of misfits and scalawags.

10:00/12:00/2:00/4:00

The Great Rondini is an exciting and engaging escape artist ! He brings a new flair to the ancient art of escape, combining amazing skill, humor and audience participation to create an unforgettable experience. Will he make it out this time ? Come see and cheer him on as he continues to defy the odds, and the physical limits of the human body!

10:00/12:00/2:00/4:00

Roxlovian cousins Ky Hote & Lauren Morris bring music from around the world with guitar, violin and vocals. Sometimes two fiddles, percussion and dancers too! Balanced on the precipice of tonal and metric heights, every show is different.

6:00

Join us as we celebrate the best the festival has to offer in this one hour extravaganza, featuring song, dance, comedy, and magic. The entire performance company shall be on hand to ensure that all who attend will lift up their cares. The festivities conclude with lantern lit parade leading to the Royal Fireworks at the Arena.

7:50

The King and Queen of the Festival decree a Royal end to a perfect day! In the tradition of London's fireworks over the Thames, the Royal Company of Greenmen will light the night with a remarkable display accompanied by the combustible music of Tartanic! Join us at the Arena for the noble finale of your festival day. Sponsored by TopDog Fireworks.

New Market Gazebo - 9:30
The Globe Theatre - 12:00/6:00

The Royal Courts shall gather for the news from the village. The King and Queen of the Festival will honor special guests and contest winners, and share in all kinds of revelry. The Lord Mayor will reveal new delights and events in which to experience the theme of the weekend; and the Courts of Europe in all of their finery will dance and cheer their way through a marvelous festival day.

10:30/12:30/2:30/4:30

Saxon Moon is an instrumental Nordic group of musicians with influences ranging from Scandinavian Folklore to hints of Mediterranean World Music . Saxon Moon's sole focus is to transport its audience back to the olde world, to re-create images of Saxon ancestry and the perilous travels of ancient forefathers from the adventures that were sought and the numerous stories that bled forth that... "ENTAIL THE SOUNDS OF SAXON MOON."

The Bonnie Prince Charlie, hopes that his Highland Fling weekend will be just the ticket to lift up his, and all his invited guests', cares.

10:30/12:30/2:30/4:30

Shunyata Fusion Dance encompasses traditions from the Arab, Indian, African, Latin and Spanish world and blends them with a variety of Western forms such as modern, jazz, ballet, and ballroom. This year they present a brand-new show that will make the audience travel through dances of the gypsy migrations, starting in India and finishing in Spain, where the "gitanos" developed a dance form that centuries later would become flamenco.

7:20

SolarRain has been a fire performance tribe in central Texas since 2015. Their performance includes skills based on juggling, baton twirling, poi spinning, and other forms of object manipulation. It also includes skills such as fire breathing, fire eating, and body burning.

10:30/12:30/2:30/4:30

Sound & Fury™ is a nouveau-vaudeville troupe of players who present original comic works mostly in the style of that Bard fellow, Bill Shakespeare. Using frequent audience participation and utter destruction of the "fourth wall," Sound & Fury draws in its patrons making their "Fakespearean" works accessible and nonthreatening to a modern audience with limited attention spans. Mature Audiences Only. Not recommended for children.

His Majesty, Philippe el Hermoso and his Queen, Juana bid thee all una experiencia maravillosa at New Market con brazos abiertos.

Dove Meadow Stage - 9:30/11:30/1:30/3:30
Globe Stage - 5:00

The only thing that limits a Tartanic show are strict laws set by the fire department. Take two bagpipers and two drummers, then mix in world percussions and tunes ranging from "Scotland the Brave" to scorching samba-driven numbers that feature half the band leaping off the stage, running, dancing, and playing to the audience. Tartanic takes live performance to heart and creates a high-energy pulse at 120 beats per minute.

10:00/10:30/1:30/2:00/3:30/4:30

Texas Brass Ensemble has been performing at the Texas Renaissance Festival for more than three decades. The members of this musical group include symphony musicians, educators, Big Band musicians, Dixieland musicians, and composers, often all in one person. They bring a modern flair to traditional Renaissance era music. As visitors enter the Festival grounds, they often hear the sound of the Texas Brass welcoming them from the New Market Music Gazebo. What a welcome!

10:30/12:30/2:30

Founders, Lloyd Brant and Rosie Cole have toured their unique brand of absurd theatrics all over the USA and across the globe. Their work is a fusion of theater, magic, and the delight of the circus arts. The Wacky Chicken Show uses the age-old metaphor of the chicken and egg as symbols of life, weaving a hysterically funny, ultimately thoughtful and joyful story of human yearning, failure and spiritual triumph - while clucking, strutting, and laying eggs.

11:00/1:00/3:00/5:00

The Prince of Moldavia and his kooky, spooky family come to New Market in preparation of their celebration to be held on All Hallows Eve.

10:00/12:00/3:00/5:30 at the stage by The Dragon Swing

10:30/12:30/2:30/4:30

The Washing Well Wenches are the funniest pair of "ladies" you'll ever meet! Part vaudeville, part sketch comedy, full-on entertaining, the Washing Well Wenches make interactive theater fun for everyone.

As escorts to all of the beautiful brides who bless New Market Village with their wedding celebrations, one would have to search far and wide to find their equal.

4:00/6:00 Sat Only

Never before have three whimsical worlds collided on one stage. Welcome to Wyrmwood, where absinthe creator, Dr. Pierre Ordinaire, transports you to a time when indulgence was king, courtesans were worshipped, and the five senses could be stimulated by a mere sip of sweet ecstasy. World renowned sideshow entertainers, burlesque beauties, comedians, and aerial superstars will become intertwined in Doctor Ordinaire's homespun tale of the Green Fairy and intoxicating green aperitif in The Green Hour.

21 and up. Additional ticket required for the show.

12:00/2:00/4:00/6:00

Thirsty Pirate Pub

Tease of the Seas is a brand new burlesque and variety show where seafaring sensuality and tantalizing treasures abound. A beautiful band of pirate babes have come ashore to sing you sultry songs, make you laugh uncontrollably, and daringly dance as you admire some pirate booty.

Set your sails for The Thirsty Pirate, dive into a pint, and delight in the Tease of the Seas.

21 and up.